Apr 30: Gate Closed on Heroic Horridon
All hail, Horridon and his troll friends are finally taken care of. And to think, we thought tortos was a clusterfuck. Congratulations everyone on well deserved kill, and let's keep up that dino-mite progression. Qon for president.
Apr 11: Two New Heroic Bosses Down
PPP closed out a great week tonight with a kill of heroic Ji-Kun to add to our previous heroic Tortos kill! I think it goes without saying that both of the encounters were clusterfucks, but special honors go out to Appetite for kiting the bats without any MD's on Tortos, and special honors for Ji-Kun go out to myself for sacrificing a feather to Fox 2 a stupid fucking bird.
Mar 26: Heroic Jin'rokh Zapped
Anyone remember Thunder Plains from FFX? Yeah, some definite deja vu there. Our lightning dodging skills were pushed to the test, but congratulations are in order to the PPP crew for downing heroic Jin'rokh on our first night of attempts! I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh, right. FUCK YOU BRU YOU THUNDERFORGED BONUS ROLL CUNT NUGGET SUPREME.
Mar 21: Throne of Thunder Cleared
Grats to all as we finally discharged all of the Throne of Thunder bosses today with our decapitation of Lei Shen! I've never seen a group that could soak balls as well as this crew; I am truly thunderstruck. It took some doing, but once we were able to whip ourselves into shape and end our string of static attempts, we were able to diffuse the Thunder King with ease. (final pun count: 7)
Iron Qon (featuring Leaping Yak)
Heroic modes start next week!
Mar 14: Throne of Thunder Progression
This month has been very good to us, as we continue to march(ohhhhh) through the Throne of Thunder! Our most recent kills include Ji-Kun, Durumu, and Primordius. But in all honesty, we would probably be 12/12 by now if Fairy would stop stealing my fucking red pools on Primordius. <3
Let's keep up the momentum and clear the instance this week!
Feb 6: Heroic 10 Man Progression
There are some that say once a guild is forced to drop to 10 man, it's days are numbered. We respectfully disagree! Check out the new heroic kills!
Heroic Will of the Emperor
Heroic Windlord Mel'Jarak
Keep up the good work!
Jan 9: The Fantastic Four Bites the Big One
Flame on, bitches. After a measly 3 attempts, and an incredible amount of ventrilo traffic, PPP has successfully vanquished the Spirit Kings on heroic difficulty! Congratulations to all, and special congratulations go to Ring for topping the meters. Ahem. Keep up the great work and let's polish off heroic Vaults!
Jan 2: We're not in Dread Wastes anymore...
I don't know what the hell Dorothy was complaining about, she didn't have to deal with THIS many tornadoes. Despite Blade Lord Ta'yak's greatest efforts, it is my pleasure to to proclaim that he is down! Everyone tap your boots together and say "There's no place like Naxx," and let's see some more heroic kills!
Dec 12: Two New Heroic Kills: Gara'jal and Elegon!
Congratulations to PPP on the recent heroic kills of Gara'jal and Elegon! I would like to say that I personally contributed to the kills, but I was probably still plummeting into oblivion in the lfr version...
Gara'jal the Spiritbinder
Keep up the good work!
Dec 10: PPP Progression Update
Sorry it's been so long since the last update, but we've been busy! HoF is cleared and all that's left in Terrace is Sha. Keep up the good work guys!
Imperial Vizier Zor'lok
Blade Lord Ta'yak
Wind Lord Mel'Jarak
Grand Empress Shek'Zeer
More to come later!