Many congratulations to our core group for a solid night of raiding, and for finishing off Heroic Throne of Thunder! (Finally!) Normally I would try and insert some type of motivation, but fuck it, we are done. Nice work!
Wow, what a fight! Definitely the most difficult encounter we have come across this tier. However, to the dismay of Crey and myself, the Animus had some new loot set aside for steak...for steak...for steaaaaaaaaaak. Unfortunately, our kill screenshot was censored by the NSA. They mentioned something about the censorship being lifted with a Ra-den kill...
Heroes and heroines alike, lament and zero your personal exploits! Our nighttime Sha undermining confirmed kill superiority. Great organization, outstanding determination. Grats, all! Marvelous efficiency!
June 20: Rock Around the Clock - Heroic Consorts Down!
PPP proved that no matter the time of day, the ToT bosses are going to have trouble slowing Pretty Pink Pwnie progresssion. Perhaps they should participate in premeditated preparation to prevent the perpetuation of progress they are powerless to predict, pigeonholing their pride, prosperity, and pursuit of perfection. OK I'm done. Congrats, guys! (and Julie)
Amidst several hilarious attempts that left our tank pooned in a matter of milliseconds, Heroic Durumu the Forgotten is officially down! There were several sub 5% wipes in the mix, but thank god we decided to man up and finish the cycloptic asshole off. There was no heroic thunderforged crossbow to be had, but I suppose I can be satisfied with the kill... DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for the elevator music in the video. If you feel like you are on hold with customer support, you are not alone.
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Seriously, how many fucking heads do you need? Well she is out of them now, so I guess that's all that matters. Great job everyone! Now let's play a game called "Pick out the n00b recruit in the screenshot." I hear standing next to people is hard. (<3 Steak)
Congratulations all, this was a truly satisfying kill, probably the one we should be most proud of up to this point. Pretty much everything went perfectly on the kill except for the fact that there WASN'T A FUCKING JUJU. But all is well, Bru has 5 in the bank.
All hail, the evolutionary arms race has come to a close, and PPP has emerged victorious. Even though Bru and Lavim stole all of my pools, we were able to hold it together long enough for the healers too all collectively proclaim "Out of mana" seconds before the boss died. Congrats to all, keep up the good work!
Enrage restrictions were extremely tight due to the low output of our solo monk tank, but we were able to squeeze past the enrage to send Heroic Iron Qon and his puppies back to the pound. A very entertaining fight indeed, though I might be dodging spears in my sleep for the next couple of weeks.
All hail, Horridon and his troll friends are finally taken care of. And to think, we thought tortos was a clusterfuck. Congratulations everyone on well deserved kill, and let's keep up that dino-mite progression. Qon for president.
PPP closed out a great week tonight with a kill of heroic Ji-Kun to add to our previous heroic Tortos kill! I think it goes without saying that both of the encounters were clusterfucks, but special honors go out to Appetite for kiting the bats without any MD's on Tortos, and special honors for Ji-Kun go out to myself for sacrificing a feather to Fox 2 a stupid fucking bird.
Anyone remember Thunder Plains from FFX? Yeah, some definite deja vu there. Our lightning dodging skills were pushed to the test, but congratulations are in order to the PPP crew for downing heroic Jin'rokh on our first night of attempts! I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh, right. FUCK YOU BRU YOU THUNDERFORGED BONUS ROLL CUNT NUGGET SUPREME.
Grats to all as we finally discharged all of the Throne of Thunder bosses today with our decapitation of Lei Shen! I've never seen a group that could soak balls as well as this crew; I am truly thunderstruck. It took some doing, but once we were able to whip ourselves into shape and end our string of static attempts, we were able to diffuse the Thunder King with ease. (final pun count: 7)
This month has been very good to us, as we continue to march(ohhhhh) through the Throne of Thunder! Our most recent kills include Ji-Kun, Durumu, and Primordius. But in all honesty, we would probably be 12/12 by now if Fairy would stop stealing my fucking red pools on Primordius. <3
Let's keep up the momentum and clear the instance this week!
Flame on, bitches. After a measly 3 attempts, and an incredible amount of ventrilo traffic, PPP has successfully vanquished the Spirit Kings on heroic difficulty! Congratulations to all, and special congratulations go to Ring for topping the meters. Ahem. Keep up the great work and let's polish off heroic Vaults!
I don't know what the hell Dorothy was complaining about, she didn't have to deal with THIS many tornadoes. Despite Blade Lord Ta'yak's greatest efforts, it is my pleasure to to proclaim that he is down! Everyone tap your boots together and say "There's no place like Naxx," and let's see some more heroic kills!
Dec 12: Two New Heroic Kills: Gara'jal and Elegon!
Congratulations to PPP on the recent heroic kills of Gara'jal and Elegon! I would like to say that I personally contributed to the kills, but I was probably still plummeting into oblivion in the lfr version...