Pretty Pink Pwnies - US Boulderfist Horde

posted by Ring on Apr 30, 2013

All hail, Horridon and his troll friends are finally taken care of. And to think, we thought tortos was a clusterfuck. Congratulations everyone on well deserved kill, and let's keep up that dino-mite progression. Qon for president.

posted by Ring on Apr 11, 2013

Heroic Tortos

Heroic Ji-kun

PPP closed out a great week tonight with a kill of heroic Ji-Kun to add to our previous heroic Tortos kill! I think it goes without saying that both of the encounters were clusterfucks, but special honors go out to Appetite for kiting the bats without any MD's on Tortos, and special honors for Ji-Kun go out to myself for sacrificing a feather to Fox 2 a stupid fucking bird.

posted by Ring on Mar 26, 2013

Anyone remember Thunder Plains from FFX? Yeah, some definite deja vu there. Our lightning dodging skills were pushed to the test, but congratulations are in order to the PPP crew for downing heroic Jin'rokh on our first night of attempts! I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh, right. FUCK YOU BRU YOU THUNDERFORGED BONUS ROLL CUNT NUGGET SUPREME.

posted by Ring on Mar 21, 2013

Grats to all as we finally discharged all of the Throne of Thunder bosses today with our decapitation of Lei Shen! I've never seen a group that could soak balls as well as this crew; I am truly thunderstruck. It took some doing, but once we were able to whip ourselves into shape and end our string of static attempts, we were able to diffuse the Thunder King with ease. (final pun count: 7)

Dark Animus

Iron Qon (featuring Leaping Yak)

Twin Consorts

Lei Shen

Heroic modes start next week!

posted by Ring on Mar 14, 2013

This month has been very good to us, as we continue to march(ohhhhh) through the Throne of Thunder! Our most recent kills include Ji-Kun, Durumu, and Primordius. But in all honesty, we would probably be 12/12 by now if Fairy would stop stealing my fucking red pools on Primordius. <3

Horridon

Council

Ji-Kun

Durumu

Primordius

Let's keep up the momentum and clear the instance this week!

posted by Ring on Feb 6, 2013

There are some that say once a guild is forced to drop to 10 man, it's days are numbered. We respectfully disagree! Check out the new heroic kills!

Heroic Will of the Emperor

Heroic Windlord Mel'Jarak

Heroic Garalon

Keep up the good work!

posted by Ring on Jan 9, 2012

Flame on, bitches. After a measly 3 attempts, and an incredible amount of ventrilo traffic, PPP has successfully vanquished the Spirit Kings on heroic difficulty! Congratulations to all, and special congratulations go to Ring for topping the meters. Ahem. Keep up the great work and let's polish off heroic Vaults!

posted by Ring on Jan 2, 2012

I don't know what the hell Dorothy was complaining about, she didn't have to deal with THIS many tornadoes. Despite Blade Lord Ta'yak's greatest efforts, it is my pleasure to to proclaim that he is down! Everyone tap your boots together and say "There's no place like Naxx," and let's see some more heroic kills!

posted by Ring on Dec 12, 2012

Congratulations to PPP on the recent heroic kills of Gara'jal and Elegon! I would like to say that I personally contributed to the kills, but I was probably still plummeting into oblivion in the lfr version...

Gara'jal the Spiritbinder