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Jan 23rd: Heroic Spoils Down

posted by Nestar on Jan 23rd, 2014

More bugs squashed, More Mogu crushed.

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Jan 10th: Heroic Malk Down

posted by Nestar on Jan 10th, 2014

With the holidays finally past us, Malkorok goes down in our first night of real attempts as a 25 man! GJ Everyone. Thanks for all the help Sparkles/Fund, you were an important part of our kill!

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December 15th: Pushing Heroics

posted by Nestar on December 15th, 2013

PPP Pushed into heroics this week downing the first 3 bosses with ease.

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November 21: A quick clear on 25

posted by Nestar on November 21st, 2013

After a quick introduction we prompty cleared 25 man Siege with our new associates. Not bad for a 2 day endeavor.

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November 20: Returning to 25 man Raiding!

posted by Nestar on November 20th, 2013

A hearty welcome to everyone that joined us this week to make 25 man a possibility.

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July 29: Heroic Throne of Thunder Cleared!

posted by Ring on July 9, 2013

Heroic Lei Shen


Many congratulations to our core group for a solid night of raiding, and for finishing off Heroic Throne of Thunder! (Finally!) Normally I would try and insert some type of motivation, but fuck it, we are done. Nice work!

July 9: Heroic Dark Animus Drained!

posted by Ring on July 9, 2013

Wow, what a fight! Definitely the most difficult encounter we have come across this tier. However, to the dismay of Crey and myself, the Animus had some new loot set aside for steak...for steak...for steaaaaaaaaaak. Unfortunately, our kill screenshot was censored by the NSA. They mentioned something about the censorship being lifted with a Ra-den kill...

June 24: Heroic Sha of Fear Server First!

posted by Ring on June 24, 2013

Heroes and heroines alike, lament and zero your personal exploits! Our nighttime Sha undermining confirmed kill superiority. Great organization, outstanding determination. Grats, all! Marvelous efficiency!

June 20: Rock Around the Clock - Heroic Consorts Down!

posted by Ring on June 20, 2013

PPP proved that no matter the time of day, the ToT bosses are going to have trouble slowing Pretty Pink Pwnie progresssion. Perhaps they should participate in premeditated preparation to prevent the perpetuation of progress they are powerless to predict, pigeonholing their pride, prosperity, and pursuit of perfection. OK I'm done. Congrats, guys! (and Julie)

June 14: Keep Your Eye(s) on the Prize

posted by Ring on June 14, 2013

Amidst several hilarious attempts that left our tank pooned in a matter of milliseconds, Heroic Durumu the Forgotten is officially down! There were several sub 5% wipes in the mix, but thank god we decided to man up and finish the cycloptic asshole off. There was no heroic thunderforged crossbow to be had, but I suppose I can be satisfied with the kill...

DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for the elevator music in the video. If you feel like you are on hold with customer support, you are not alone.

June 10: High Demand for Mages and Warlocks!

posted by Ring on June 10, 2013

Attention all pyromancers and demonologists! PPP is now heavily recruiting mages and warlocks for our core 10 man heroic raid group. Please click on the recruitment box at the top of the page if you feel you would be a great addition to PPP!

May 30: Heroic Megaera Finally Runs out of Heads

posted by Ring on May 30, 2013

Seriously, how many fucking heads do you need? Well she is out of them now, so I guess that's all that matters. Great job everyone! Now let's play a game called "Pick out the n00b recruit in the screenshot." I hear standing next to people is hard. (<3 Steak)

May 28: PPP Unseats Heroic Council of Elders

posted by Ring on May 28, 2013

Congratulations all, this was a truly satisfying kill, probably the one we should be most proud of up to this point. Pretty much everything went perfectly on the kill except for the fact that there WASN'T A FUCKING JUJU. But all is well, Bru has 5 in the bank.

May 22: PPP Selects Primordius for Extinction

posted by Ring on May 22, 2013

All hail, the evolutionary arms race has come to a close, and PPP has emerged victorious. Even though Bru and Lavim stole all of my pools, we were able to hold it together long enough for the healers too all collectively proclaim "Out of mana" seconds before the boss died. Congrats to all, keep up the good work!

May 2: Because We Qon Qon Qon

posted by Ring on May 2, 2013

Enrage restrictions were extremely tight due to the low output of our solo monk tank, but we were able to squeeze past the enrage to send Heroic Iron Qon and his puppies back to the pound. A very entertaining fight indeed, though I might be dodging spears in my sleep for the next couple of weeks.

Apr 30: Gate Closed on Heroic Horridon

posted by Ring on Apr 30, 2013

All hail, Horridon and his troll friends are finally taken care of. And to think, we thought tortos was a clusterfuck. Congratulations everyone on well deserved kill, and let's keep up that dino-mite progression. Qon for president.

Apr 11: Two New Heroic Bosses Down

posted by Ring on Apr 11, 2013

Heroic Tortos

Heroic Ji-kun

PPP closed out a great week tonight with a kill of heroic Ji-Kun to add to our previous heroic Tortos kill! I think it goes without saying that both of the encounters were clusterfucks, but special honors go out to Appetite for kiting the bats without any MD's on Tortos, and special honors for Ji-Kun go out to myself for sacrificing a feather to Fox 2 a stupid fucking bird.

Mar 26: Heroic Jin'rokh Zapped

posted by Ring on Mar 26, 2013

Anyone remember Thunder Plains from FFX? Yeah, some definite deja vu there. Our lightning dodging skills were pushed to the test, but congratulations are in order to the PPP crew for downing heroic Jin'rokh on our first night of attempts! I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh, right. FUCK YOU BRU YOU THUNDERFORGED BONUS ROLL CUNT NUGGET SUPREME.

Mar 21: Throne of Thunder Cleared

posted by Ring on Mar 21, 2013

Grats to all as we finally discharged all of the Throne of Thunder bosses today with our decapitation of Lei Shen! I've never seen a group that could soak balls as well as this crew; I am truly thunderstruck. It took some doing, but once we were able to whip ourselves into shape and end our string of static attempts, we were able to diffuse the Thunder King with ease. (final pun count: 7)

Dark Animus

Iron Qon (featuring Leaping Yak)

Twin Consorts

Lei Shen

Heroic modes start next week!

Mar 14: Throne of Thunder Progression

posted by Ring on Mar 14, 2013

This month has been very good to us, as we continue to march(ohhhhh) through the Throne of Thunder! Our most recent kills include Ji-Kun, Durumu, and Primordius. But in all honesty, we would probably be 12/12 by now if Fairy would stop stealing my fucking red pools on Primordius. <3






Let's keep up the momentum and clear the instance this week!

Feb 6: Heroic 10 Man Progression

posted by Ring on Feb 6, 2013

There are some that say once a guild is forced to drop to 10 man, it's days are numbered. We respectfully disagree! Check out the new heroic kills!

Heroic Will of the Emperor

Heroic Windlord Mel'Jarak

Heroic Garalon

Keep up the good work!

Jan 9: The Fantastic Four Bites the Big One

posted by Ring on Jan 9, 2012

Flame on, bitches. After a measly 3 attempts, and an incredible amount of ventrilo traffic, PPP has successfully vanquished the Spirit Kings on heroic difficulty! Congratulations to all, and special congratulations go to Ring for topping the meters. Ahem. Keep up the great work and let's polish off heroic Vaults!

Jan 2: We're not in Dread Wastes anymore...

posted by Ring on Jan 2, 2012

I don't know what the hell Dorothy was complaining about, she didn't have to deal with THIS many tornadoes. Despite Blade Lord Ta'yak's greatest efforts, it is my pleasure to to proclaim that he is down! Everyone tap your boots together and say "There's no place like Naxx," and let's see some more heroic kills!

Dec 12: Two New Heroic Kills: Gara'jal and Elegon!

posted by Ring on Dec 12, 2012

Congratulations to PPP on the recent heroic kills of Gara'jal and Elegon! I would like to say that I personally contributed to the kills, but I was probably still plummeting into oblivion in the lfr version...

Gara'jal the Spiritbinder


Keep up the good work!

Dec 10: PPP Progression Update

posted by Ring on Dec 10, 2012

Sorry it's been so long since the last update, but we've been busy! HoF is cleared and all that's left in Terrace is Sha. Keep up the good work guys!

Imperial Vizier Zor'lok

Blade Lord Ta'yak


Wind Lord Mel'Jarak

Amber-Shaper Un'Sok

Grand Empress Shek'Zeer

More to come later!

Background art credited to LemurenSwe