Congratulations to PPP on the recent heroic kills of Gara'jal and Elegon! I would like to say that I personally contributed to the kills, but I was probably still plummeting into oblivion in the lfr version...
All you Holy Paladins out there, do you have what it takes to be a Pretty Pink Pwnie? If so we want you! We currently have a high need for exceptional Holy Paladins looking for a solid raiding team. As always click the photo above to be directed to our forums where you will find the tools needed to apply. We hope to hear from all of you soon!
Why bring tanks when we have Mages? Cauterize Tanking and Burning dodging an attack proved that we don't need better tanks we need more mages. Even with all the glory given to Cauterize, we still cannot forget that Chop has proven once again that "Rogues are fine." Congrats everyone on a well needed kill, as always click the picture above to apply.
Electric sliding across the dance floor PPP faced off against Heroic Stone Guards. Falling within the first night of attempts the pups were no match for Chopliver because lets be honest, Rogues are fine. Congrats everyone as always click the photo above to apply.
Congratulations everyone on the successful kill of Will of the Emperor 25 man. Enjoy the rest of the week off and get ready for heroics on Tuesday! Special thanks to Eyex for topping the DPS charts in our first kill, seems like the DPS just can't handle one Prot Pally! As always click the image to Apply!
Oct 12: Elegon gets Annihilated! Emperor here we come!
We've done it again! Finally after numerous wipes under 5% we managed to bring down the celestial dragon Elegon! Great job guys on being the first 25 man guild on the server to defeat this boss! As always click the picture above to apply now!
Oct 7: And We're Off! The Mist has Lifted and raiding has began once again!
The Ponies are back and in action and better than ever! First week of raiding knocking out the first 4 bosses in Mogu'Shan Vaults, keeping the race for server first alive. Congrats to everyone on their first kills and loot this week. Keep progression up and knock out 6/6 this week and make that race for server first a tight one. Click the picture above to apply! Looking for that ever so clever Resto Shaman to fill out our roster. Apply Now!
Unhappy with the way Cataclysm went? Feel like you had something to offer your guild but they were unable to realize it? Or maybe your guild is calling it quits for Mists of Pandaria? PPP might have a place for you! We are currently recruiting all classes for our 25-man Mists of Pandaria raid group. Feel free to submit an application on the forums by clicking the image above and officers should be in contact shortly.
Corruptions, Amalgamations, Tendons, oh my. Well that doesn't quite roll off the tongue now, does it? After awakening in a gutter after a long night of birthday celebration, I received word that the Ponies took down Spine. Even though I wasn't there to share in the glory, congratulations guys! Keep up the good work and finish out the expansion strong. See, Flounder? Told you the witticisms would remain. And yes Pain, the champion lives. Hail.
And what a wonderful leap day it was. I never thought there would be a fight where DPS were being scorned for NOT standing in the shit, but I think that watching Lavim run around in bear form made it all worth while. Now that we have finally secured the alliance ship after 2 expansions, let's just parachute onto Deathwing's back.
What a wonderful night it was. PPP has successfully proven that it is indeed possible for an entire raid to maintain full attention for over 5 minutes. We are still waiting on the lab for confirmation. While the recent Dragon Soul nerf does numb the celebration a bit, it is still a great step forward. Keep it up!
I cannot say that I am thrilled about rogues stealing the spotlight, but everyone gets their turn for a legendary, right? ;) In all seriousness, congratulations to Chopliver, as his performance and dedication to the guild have culminated into a pair of well deserved legendaries, as well as a B.B. (Bachelors of Ballin') from Ball So Hard University. A word from the newly appointed champion: "I would like to thank all of the members of Pretty Pink Pwnies for being a part of this. I wouldn't have been able to do this with you guys. Now is its time to Ball so hard that the rest of the heroic bosses walk in front of a bus." Now top some charts nigga.
Dear god, the alliteration. Unfortunately I wasn't there to experience the skunking of Mr. Tentacle, I must say I'm glad we finally put him down. And though I was not there in person, I lived on through my strat. Therefore I still retain full credit for the kill. Congrats to all, you did extremely well. But I did better. The end.
I think I can speak for all of us when I say we aren't going to purchase a bag of skittles for awhile. After multiple sub 5% wipes, including a crushing .5% wipe, we were finally able to take down slime boy. Victory has never tasted sweeter. (That is the last of the candy puns, I promise.) Now it's time to venture to the other side of the wastes and take down Mr. Volleyball. ZENN!
Dec 28: A Gift Wrapped in Exhaustion and Frustration; Hagara Down!
Raiders of PPP shared a belated Christmas gift as we all enjoyed our first heroic kill of Hagara 25-man! I'm not quite sure the frost phase was the white Christmas we were looking for, but it will have to do. After a couple minor strategy tweaks and a determined attempt the Malygos wannabe was no more. Congratulations everyone, keep up the good work!
After a long night of attempts, PPP was succesful in putting down Morchok and his ugly twin brother. (What's his name again?) It was a great show of resilience and dedication by everyone, let's keep up the momentum and see some more heroic kills in the near future! As the clear organization of the screenshot implies, our communication skills were top-notch tonight. And yes Pain, destruction is back. And there is much rejoicing.
"I got- okay you take- Jacq you got? Ok we're good. ITO I MIGHT NEED YOU." What. a. clusterfuck. Luckily ventrilo served us well and our firm communication skills were embodied in our first kill of Heroic Baleroc! Only 3 more bosses to kill in 4.2, keep up the great work so we can see a Heroic Ragnaros kill before 4.3!
Many congratulations to Ring as his hard work and dedication to the guild have paid off in the form of a legendary! I could not imagine a more handsome, skilled, intelligent, devoted, handsome individual, and the reward is justly earned. Let's kill some more heroic bosses so that others might have a chance on the meters before Cataclysm ends.(especially Burning <3)
After many hours spent in the timeless abyss that is Beth'tilac's lair, we can finally say that the Red Widow is down! It took an attempt of near perfection by most of our raiders, but after all of that practice it became as simple as telling left from right (ZING). Great job everyone, let's get some more of these bosses down before they get nerfed into Casualville.
SON OF A BITCH FINALLY WENT DOWN. After numerous phase 2 attempts PPP finally put Heroic Rhyolith to rest. If the melee had held their own on the damage charts, this boss wouldnt have been a problem. He has a buff? No excuses. And who would have thought that Hung would be the one to drive us to victory. I guess the WoW gods have a sense of irony as well. Great work, let's keep up the progression!
It turns out the most time consuming portion of the Heroic Shannox encounter is killing enough trash to force the boss to spawn. Heroic Shannox fell on the first night of attempts, great work everyone. Let's keep this momentum going and see some more heroic kills!
DPS learned the meaning of the phrase ball and chain as the DPS pairs learned to work together in this interesting Firelands encounter. I could go into who was the cutest couple, unfortunately sodomy is not my cup of tea. Professor and I also discovered that PF flyers do not remedy mental retardation, adding to the useful nuggets of information learned this night. Now the gate to the flamethrower on legs is opened, and only a schizophrenic majordomo stands between us and eternal glory (until heroic modes.)
May 23: Omnotron Defense System Fails at Defending
After many trials and tribulations with the fantastic four, PPP may finally claim our well deserved Omnotron Defense System Heroic kill! Obviously the kill must be attributed to Bru's concrete leadership with his sub 30% quote of, "I can't see anything I'm doing." Whether you contracted blindness midfight or decided to play in first person, the kill is ours my friend. Backburner? Get that shit out of here. (p.s. We are not a 10 man guild, I just fail at announcing screenshot captures.)
May 12: Double Dragons Down, Battletoads Next on Hitlist
If you don't understand the title, you can burn in hell. On a serious note, Valiona and Theralion went down tonight after a couple hours of solid attempts. Honorable mentions go to Professor for saving multiple idiots with lifegrip and to Thooroon for being Thooroon. Demerits go to Bru for losing the 10g bet and not paying me and Jones for not brezzing when asked <3.
Ok maybe they are supposed to die at the same time, but still. After several grueling attempts with the Heroic Conclave bosses, PPP emerged victorious with an extremely clean first kill. It turns out that if you don't bend over to let the tornados have their way with you, get the fuck away from spores, and for the love of god stack on Ring, the fight isn't too difficult. I hear that some clutch heals towards the end carried us to victory, but let's be honest, making Bru kite things will always lead us to the promised land.
What a great start to the new and improved PPP. Atramedes went down after only the second attempt, truly impressive. What could be more impressive? I would say Necro's performance. Truly riveting rogue play, well deserving of the heroic bow.(<3 eetOH) With Atramedes down our trials in Blackwing Descent have almost come to a close, let's keep up the great focus and see Heroic Conclave and Heroic V&T kills next week! Oh and about the screenshot...yeah...that's Bru doing loot while the raid dicks the dog in front of nef.